so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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