But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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