She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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