You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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