ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Why did my mother make you get naked?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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