how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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