Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
birth control should be required to get into college
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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