I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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