the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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