My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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