: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Randomize
