For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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