Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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