Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Pappa wants mamma naked
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Randomize
