She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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