Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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