I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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