I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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