oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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