Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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