Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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