i think my tv is drunk
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
i out mim tonsoeep
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