i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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