The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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