Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize