i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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