I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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