Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Wtf am i supposed to tell my kids when they ask about my first time? "Mommy got drunk off her ass and fucked a total stranger in another stranger's bedroom, then got abandoned by the selfish prick and walk of shamed to the nearest gas station to call a cab, but ended up passed out in a park in a pool of her own puke."
At least mommy was smart enough to use protection and hack into the asshole's facebook account.
Well of course. Mommy may be a slutty drunk but she ain't no idiot.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
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