I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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