We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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