i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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