that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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