Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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