I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
he told me I talked like a deaf person
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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