shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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