census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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