i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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