I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
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