what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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