Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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