so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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