Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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