You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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