Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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