What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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