pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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