How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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