I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
