But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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