I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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