he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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