Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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