Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Holy sore nipples Batman
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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