i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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