Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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